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Political Doublespeak Translator ProŽ
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Never be Fooled Again!
Accept no imitations!
Impious Political analysts use only the best software when it
comes to researching politicians, and we'd like to take this opportunity to
thank the programming team that made the PDT (Political Double-Speak Translator)
possible.
The Impious Digest's Political Doublespeak TranslatorŽ is an
open-source program designed to reveal the true intent and wording denied to
constituents when addressed by politicians. It uses a special algorithm based on
Newspeak principles defined in Orwell's "1984"
The program's translation engine scours through the legislation
of any given official and proceeds to analyze its relative campaign donor
interests. It then articulates the unspoken agenda or message with uncanny
precision.
Along
with translating Newspeak, *Political Doublespeak Translator ProŽ can:
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accurately gauge just how big a piece of shit a given official is to
within .00013 micrograms
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scan and analyze the strain on a politician's joint cartilage to
precisely ascertain the average number of hours spent per day on his or
her knees, accommodating special interests
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detect any trace of tonsil callous to precisely ascertain the average
number of hours spent per day impurely servicing male lobbyists.
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